Ahnold, Sly, and Broooooce To Team For WESTWORLD?!
Friday, October 4, 2002


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AB King’s Wettest Dream Come True?! Ahnold, Sly, and Broooooce To Team For WESTWORLD?!
Hey, everyone. "Moriarty" here with some Rumblings From The Lab.
That’s what HOTDOG magazine in the UK is claiming in their new issue, according to our reader today. Here’s the entire e-mail he sent me:
From Hotdog magazine(UK).

Rumblings are beginning to emerge about the forthcoming remake of WESTWORLD, which the Austrian Oak himself, Arnold Schwarzenegger, is reportedly using as a vehicle to unite him with his Planet Hollywood mates, Messrs Willis and Stallone, for the first time on screen. After Sly bites the dust early on, effectively reducing him to cameo status, Bruce has to run like fuck from the pissed-off robot gunslinger in black,and although he may have flesh falling off him to reveal his metal skeleton, any sense of deja vu pointing towards the Terminator franchise is purely coincidental. New areas covered by the pursuit include Aquaworld, Lunarworld and Jurassic World, and in an early draft of the script, the actual holiday centre is located on the Moon.

The story is contributed to The Insider.

Sounds like fanboy dreams to me, but who knows? It’s just the sort of move that would actually make a new WESTWORLD a big-buzz event. They’ve gotta do something clever with it, since JURASSIC PARK pretty much told the same story but with dinosaurs, which seem far more interesting to me than another “robot-gone-bad” story with Ah-nold playing mechanical.
Even though I’m not exactly popular at Warner Bros. these days, I have a few spies still buried deep inside, and I’ll do my best to follow up on this rumor in the days ahead. Until then, take it with a very large grain of salt...
"Moriarty" out.